Police Motorcycle Rodeo

It's embarrassing to admit that there are some here at Mas Macho who can't, um, drive. It's shocking to write that down, really. But as residents of the Big Apple, it just doesn't seem practical, y'know?

But still, despite all this, that doesn't stop us appreciate those humans out there in the big wide world who can drive, such as Grand Prairie TX police officer Donnie Williams.

His vehicle of choice is the motorbike – one of those Police Academy monsters – and as you can see from this video of him riding around the course, he is absolutely dynamite at the whole driving-a-bike-around-a-parking-lot-full-of-traffic-cones thing.

There aren't any jumps, and there aren't any explosions, but somehow this is genuinely entrancing. Just look at him go... we almost want to shout "Fake!" but it really is real. Hell, maybe we should ask him for driving lessons.

Flare Surfing

That's right, Red Bull have done it again. This, their latest headline-grabbing daredevil stunt, shows off the surfing skills of one Mr. Bruce Irons as he rides some Indonesian waves... with a lit flare strapped onto the back of his board.

The resulting footage is nothing short of magnificent, making it looks like Bruce has some sort of rocket powering him along the water.

Then, to make matters even more awesome, they set up the flare-bound surfboard for a ride in the middle of the night. Pitch black flare-surfing, anyone? Probably best leave it to the professionals.