The Laziest Jedi In The Galaxy

Watching the Star Wars trilogy - no of course Episodes I-III don't count - you don't really get the chance to think about the daily practicalities of being a Jedi.

How does laundry work? Do Jedis brush up dust on the floor with their minds? Do you toast your bread by slicing through a fresh loaf with your light saber?

YouTubers Warialasky seek to answer a couple of those queries with this lovely little video about the world's laziest Jedi. Waking up with what appears to be a hangover the size of a black hole, he stumbles about his apartment, Forcing things into walls, falling over a lot and generally being an idiot. An idiot who possesses midi-chlorians.

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