Baconlube

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Because independent of one another sex and bacon both lack sizzle, the swine scholars behind Bacon Salt (and Baconnaise, and Bacon Ranch, and bacon-flavored Mmmvelopes...) have done gone and added some pork to your porking with Baconlube: a "delicious massage oil and personal lubricant" here to end "horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon grease", ostensibly by substituting them with horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon-scented personal lubricant! Of course, having a bottle of slippery, bacony goodness handy is never a bad idea outside of the bedroom.

Bacon-Wrapped Banana Flambé

Whether you're looking to impress your lady, cure last night's hangover, or find yet another way to consume bacon, Food Dude delivers the dish to demolish even the manliest appetite.

Today the Food Dude gets your taste buds going with an alcohol-infused concoction that combines the very best of the fruit and pork food groups.