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It's embarrassing to admit that there are some here at Mas Macho who can't, um, drive. It's shocking to write that down, really. But as residents of the Big Apple, it just doesn't seem practical, y'know?

But still, despite all this, that doesn't stop us appreciate those humans out there in the big wide world who can drive, such as Grand Prairie TX police officer Donnie Williams.

His vehicle of choice is the motorbike – one of those Police Academy monsters – and as you can see from this video of him riding around the course, he is absolutely dynamite at the whole driving-a-bike-around-a-parking-lot-full-of-traffic-cones thing.

There aren't any jumps, and there aren't any explosions, but somehow this is genuinely entrancing. Just look at him go... we almost want to shout "Fake!" but it really is real. Hell, maybe we should ask him for driving lessons.