El Vengador Speaks About Bank ATMs

Next, I, El Vengador de Los Machos, would like to address the banking industry. It is not at all Macho that banks charge at least $2 to use another bank's ATM. If I want to take out money to spend on expensive liquor, Cuban cigars and loose women, why should I have to pay an extra fee? In truth, each and every bank should waive this fee, no wait, they should give me an extra wad of cash so that I, and my Macho brothers, may continue to spread the Macho gospel across this land.

So the next time you go to your bank, walk right up to the not-Macho teller and tell them you want some extra money. Be confident and strong and tell them you mean business. Tell them El Vengador sent you.

Until next time, stand up straight and take no crap.  Viva Los Machos!

El Vengador Speaks About March Madness

I, El Vengador de Los Machos, would like to speak with you about the NCAA and the March Madness. The senior executives here as Masmacho.com are currently in negotiations with CBS and the NCAA to amend the name of the NCAA's Men's Basketball tournament from "March Madness" to "Macho Madness." In addition to the name change, there are some other exciting developments being discussed including a full half-time show featuring a full complement of "Scores" strippers, limiting the brackets to only include schools with Macho mascots and more beer and alcohol commercials during the broadcasts. Check back for further developments.

Until next time, stand up straight and take no crap.  Viva Los Machos!