Bocca's Rant: Starbucks Drinkers Suck!

WHY DO PEOPLE ENTER MY RESTAURANT WITH STARBUCKS COFFEE AND EXPECT ME NOT TO SAY SOMETHING TO THEM??!?!

What? I dont pay rent!!! Do they think I woke up this morning and said yyyyyeeeeeesssssss let ME make room for these starbucks drinking assholes to sit at MY tables, order food and have ME loose out on making $$$$$ from one of the most profitable items known to man. The coffee here at MY restaurants is fantastic, 3 restaurants later I think someone would have said something to ME if it wasn't!

And have you ever noticed how stupid these people look walking and holding their starbucks in front of them like it is their seeing eye dog or a few singles for the stripper? I say knock it out of their hand and send those ugly bitches back to the ugly land they came from!

It's Finally Baseball Season!

I, El Vengador de Los Machos, say what could be more Macho than a bunch of swarthy, sweaty and juiced-up athletes making millions of dollars for hitting a ball with a wooden stick? Even better, they travel from city to city, making someone, clearly less Macho,  carry their bags. In case you were wondering, the list of the most Macho players, in no particular order, is Roger Clemens - 40+ and still brings the heat, muy macho!, Derek Jeter - conquests both on and off the field, Sammy Sosa - a steroid scandal, terrible stats in 2005 and will still make a comeback this year, and Manny Ramirez  - does whatever he wants whenever he wants and makes 17 million dollars a year. This list will constantly change as the season progresses since someone will either cry like a bitch and be exiled from the world of Macho or they will make the most Macho of plays, ensuring their spot in the Mas Macho Hall of Fame.

For now, stand up straight and take no crap.  Viva Los Machos!