I, El Vengador de Los Machos, would like to speak with you about the NCAA and the March Madness. The senior executives here as Masmacho.com are currently in negotiations with CBS and the NCAA to amend the name of the NCAA's Men's Basketball tournament from "March Madness" to "Macho Madness." In addition to the name change, there are some other exciting developments being discussed including a full half-time show featuring a full complement of "Scores" strippers, limiting the brackets to only include schools with Macho mascots and more beer and alcohol commercials during the broadcasts. Check back for further developments.

Until next time, stand up straight and take no crap.  Viva Los Machos!