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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 10:16PM 
Are you ready to rumble like you have never rumbled before? Wrestlers beware because here comes the most macho wrecker of the ring, the Don Antonio Cebolla! Playtime has never been this confident.
Mas Macho Productions is proud to announce the limited release of the Don Antonio Cebolla action figure complete with hidden jock strap surprise. You guessed it, this doll is packing.
"The only way I would ever agree to ana ction figure is if it was realistic...in every detail," proclaimed Don Antonio Cebolla co-founder of Mas Macho. "I have a reputation that I must uphold."
When asked for a comment regarding Don Antonio's special gift, ex-lover Salma Hayek looked down the figure's action shorts, was astounded and cried. "This action figure tells no lies!" (This is the only known picture of Don Antonio with the lovely Ms. Hayek.)
This action figure will be available by Thanksgiving 2006 amd sold through specialty model stores and hobby stores across the United States and China. Please contact your local dealer and place your advance order today, ITEM #MMDACW06.
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