Macho Men Rejoice as Wimpy Pluto is De-Planetified!
Friday, August 25, 2006 at 09:04AM Macho men around the world today rejoiced as the International Astronomical Union dramatically announced that Pluto was stripped of its status as a planet today. Pluto, beloved by wimpy men across the world but scorned by astronomers and macho men as not manly enough, was downgraded during the release of historic new galactic guidelines.
