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Mas Macho is for men who are bold and our mission is to destry the feminist doctrine that has been putting men's natural instincts down. Men should be men and should macho men at that.

What we've done is compile a quick list of tips that will help turn even the most effeminate fool into a macho man. Follow these simple tips and we can assure you that people will perceive you as a man of macho breeding and boldness, hence a strong pimp. Not to mention the fact that the ladies are always quite pleased to meet a real macho man.

Always be bold
If you don't like someone, let them know. Be strong and direct; show that you're the better man.

Curse at will
Swearing is a not a necessity but can show that you have deep and powerful emotions. It shows that you are confident and have the vocabulary to express your thoughts appropriately.

Speak loudly
When you speak loudly, it implies that you can reason with people and are able to rely on "brute force" to get your point across. It also draws attention.

Lose your temper
When you lose your temper, you are showing everyone that you are free and you should be in control.  Keep your cool and explode when appropriate and people will take positive note of your machismo.

Stare
When you see them nice titties, enjoy the view! You want to intimidate people for no reason.

Interrupt
You don't need to let people finish what they are saying before adding your comments. If you want to come across as egotistical, you can do so by constantly interrupting.

Feel free to spit
A lot of macho men do this almost subconsciously. 

Respect your elders
In fact, you should respect other macho men as you would like them to respect you. Do respect any effeminate males. Spit on them.

Laugh loudly at others' mistakes
This is perhaps one of the cruelest things one can do. Enjoy!

Keep your hat on indoors
This rule seems to have gone out the window these days. You should not remove your headwear upon entering a building. Keep your lid on player! 

Sit and eat
When sitting down for a meal, you do not need to wait until all the guests are properly seated and ready to commence the meal before eating. Start eating once your ass hits the seat and before your woman's ass sits, make sure she get you a beer!

Comments

[colin]

so, real macho men are slobs?

You people are pathetic (spit)

[Jean-Francois]

I agree with a lot of the things on this list of tips. But I don't know about the spitting thing, or about keeping the hat indoors; someone who spits everywhere all the time lacks class, I think. And the hat indoors thing adds sort of a redneck image, I would say... But thanks for this guide, anyway. I enjoyed reading it, and I believe most of it actually is good advice!

[wasted5min]

Who the hell reads this shit??? Its for people who are pathetic enough to make a how to be "macho" or not. Your either a dumbass for believing this or your just fucking insecure about your personality