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Awww did the sissy and effeminate men and "park the car in harvad yad" women get all scared in Boston? Did a little lite brite of a Mooninite look ominous and scary? New York is the Big Apple, Pennsylvania is for lovers and Boston is for sissys!
I simply cannot believe the reaction of the cowardly Bostonians to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force ad campaign. In how many other cities was the same campaign in? These scary "devices" were composed of magnetic lights resembling a character on the show placed around the city. Bostonians called their bomb squad to come out and get them. Are you kidding me?
The New York City reaction was a giggle at most. No self-respecting New York City Police Officer was frightened or concerned - they know what a real threat is.
What can I say? Boston is the wimpiest city in the United States and the Yankees are still better than the Red Sox!
Reader Comments (3)
But then, I wouldn't expect brain dead morons to do research.
The fucking toys got in the way for the hunt for a real bomber, but of course the media would rather laugh at Boston than report the full details.
Fucktards.