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Sunday, July 9, 2006 at 09:27PM 
The 2006 World Cup final came down to a drawn out battle between Italy and France. And then it happened! Zinedine Zidane, arguably one of the best soccers players of all time, even though he is french (see earlier post about the limp wristed french), launched his bald head into the chest of Marco Materazzi and so ended the career of "Zizou" on a very macho act. A grande headbutt!
A Mas Macho source has uncovered that Materazzi told Zidane, "Let me see your face, you look like the whore I @#$%!& last night. Wait...it WAS your mother!" At that point Zidane unleashed the rage that any macho man would use to thump the source of such an insult. with a powerful headbutt. The weak Italian, such a pseudo macho man as well, collapsed like a fragile woman instead of standing tall and fighting back. If you start the battle you must finish it.
For such a noble headbutt, an emergency meeting of Mas Macho board will take place in New York City on July 12th to formalize the decision to extend an honorary Mas Macho membership to the great Zidane. What a fantastic way to end your career and remind the world that you are a most extraordinary player with such an expert headbutt technique. Congratulations to Zidane and his family.
On a second note, congratulations to Italy, the new world champions! Throughout the world cup, Italy played a strong and decisive game that reduced their opponents to dribble. Italy did not let their fans and country down! A macho team for the annals of history.
Reader Comments (3)
A terrorist he is not
Brave, strong and individual
makes a champion not body parts
tamitha sees the way
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