Dear Ricky, How do I get my woman to deal with my overpowering libido?

The libido is a strange and powerful thing. I too, find it hard to find a partner that can keep up with my powerful sexual urges. The key here, I think is variation! Variety is, after all, the spice of rice!

This saying comes from the fact that rice, properly spiced, can be a strong aphrodisiac. Yes! Perhaps you too, have noticed the long, slender, shafts of rice just sitting there waiting for your mouth! I think you can see where I'm going with this.

Try several different styles of rice for your lover and you will be loving like you never have!