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Because independent of one another sex and bacon both lack sizzle, the swine scholars behind Bacon Salt (and Baconnaise, and Bacon Ranch, and bacon-flavored Mmmvelopes...) have done gone and added some pork to your porking with Baconlube: a "delicious massage oil and personal lubricant" here to end "horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon grease", ostensibly by substituting them with horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon-scented personal lubricant! Of course, having a bottle of slippery, bacony goodness handy is never a bad idea outside of the bedroom.