World Record Biggest Wave Ever Surfed 90ft

We had no idea Portugal's coast got such big waves, but would you believe it, it does. 90-foot ones, waves bigger than your house, your neighbor's bigger house, and things that are 89 feet -- that big. It's all thanks to the massive underwater gorge called "Nazaré Canyon" that creates unusual giant waves.

Hawaii-born Garrett McNamara describes himself as a "Extreme Waterman Explorer & Big Wave Champion" on his website, but by us, he's the luckiest surfer alive, happening upon the record-breaking wave while out tow-in surfing with Andrew Cotton and Al Mennie during the surfing gathering known as the "ON North Canyon Project 2011".

"I feel so blessed and honored to have been invited to explore this canyon and its special town. The waves here are such a mystery", Garrett said afterwards. Um, okay Garrett, right you are. Still, nice job!

Breast Slapping Therapy

Want to have bigger breasts? Scared of going under the knife? Sounds like you need to head to Thailand to speak with Khemmikka Na Songkhla about her government-approved, breast-augmenting slapping techniques.

Now we're aware you may need to read that last sentence one more time, so go ahead. Got it? Then we'll begin.

The official stamp of approval came about after one victim/willing participant complained that Khemmikka's practices led to breast cancer, and the Thai Health Ministry conducted a six-month study on her work, offering up scientific proof that her system works -- and didn't cause cancer.

The 44-year-old Bangkok beautician claims that she and she alone knows the secret behind her "therapy", which she claims increases bust sizes by 2 inches by kneading and slapping women's breasts, pushing fat towards them to improve their firmness and volume.

That said, she's willing to pass on her knowledge... for a price. 10 million baht ($330,000) will get you the magic details on the body-sculpting course, 8 million baht ($260,000) reveals the wonders behind the breast slapping course, and 5 million baht ($165,000) will help you help people... by slapping their faces.

But before you get too excited -- the way she works requires women to have a certain breast size already, and not be too skinny. So there you go, now you know. Saved a few people a few expensive plane tickets, we figure ...

Oh, and don't try this at home, by the way. Just in case you were considering a DIY course.