Make Your Own Laser Death Ray

OK, the title's a tad misleading. It's not actually a laser death ray, and it can't destroy planets or make cars explode, but it can set things on fire ... and all you need to make it is a conked-out old PC.

Intrigued? Thought you might be. The video below shows the DIY laser setting matches alight and cutting things in two, all thanks to one intrepid YouTuber who goes by the name of Ray Anthony (or "styropyro" to his fans) and his innate desire to play with lasers.

Let's be honest, we're never going to get around to making one of our own, so we're just going to enjoy watching these amazing clips.

Here's the "death ray" in action: 

And here's how you can make your own:

Hot models demonstrate breaking the guard

The  KnockoutFit Girls are a bunch of sexy models committed to proving that when you subtract the shirtless dudes and add some girl-on-girl wrasslin', MMA fighting can be hot.

With one-liners like "slide it right between her butt crack" and the instructions about putting your hand on her hip to keep her from wiggling around, you'd be forgiven for wondering if this is straight-up porn,  but the girls never get out of those sneakers and ugly sweatpants.

Our favorite part of this video (which is part of a larger series) is when the girl on top keeps humping the girl on her back, as if that has anything to do with MMA fighting. (Well, you never know what goes on in those locker rooms.)

This will have you quitting your Crunch membership and taking off for wherever the hell this is.