« Masmacho.com reborn! »

Mas Macho, the worldwide organization supporting the rights and interests of macho men, proudly released the next version of their web site.

MasMacho.com was reborn amid instant reaction from supporters and opposers. Paulito Cebolla was available for interview after accepting the Albert E. Ferrari Gold Plate of Male Excellence on behalf of Mas Macho.

"We are incredibly pleased with our newly designed and refocused web site," said Paulito Cebolla, in a press conference in New York City. "Our organization strongly believes that this new web site is the right vehicle to support our members and our initiatives."

When asked about the feminist organization which quickly put out releases and statements criticizing Mas Macho for its male superiority stance, Paulito responded, "We know that there will always be some women out there you have not found the right man to tell them how to think yet. We can only hope to help one person at a time."