Dear Ricky, Should I tell my girlfriend about my secret fetishes?

The answer to your question, my friend, has been debated about in some of the finest restrooms across this country, and believe me, I should know.

A secret is only a secret if someone doesn't know! You should treasure your secrets for they are all we have that separates us from damn dirty apes! (It's either secrets or opposable thumbs, I forget which).

If you choose to share your secret fetish-whatever it is, make sure she is ready to hear it. The last thing you want to do is scare her away-unless of course that's your secret fetish, in which case, scare away!