Batman vs. Wolverine - comic book legends fight in French indie fan film

Part perfume commercial, part cod philosophy lecture, part Fight Club, part French cinema stereotype -- "You can't stop me either with wine or with oath's or the weight of the years..." -- it's entirely fascinating, if not entirely comprehensible -- what are we talking about?

We're talking about the latest short from French indie film wizards, Atomic Productions.

Batman Deliverance features a Batman finally ground down by the never-ending battle with the thugs and ne'er-do-wells of Gotham City. He's given up his chiropteran brand of caped vigilantism in favour of the bottle and a little paunch.

Then something else happens and he ends up fighting Wolverine. Go figure.

And despite being shot in the weirdest aspect ratio known to man, and despite the moments of obvious shonk, it's undeniably impressive and certainly worth nine minutes of your day.

Slave Leias Make for Sexiest Geek Car Wash Ever

The whole bikini-car-wash thing has been done again and again. However, the folks at "Attack of the Show" and the 501st Legion in Los Angeles were able to add an out-of-this-world twist to the sexy staple by having their well-proportioned washer girls dress like slave Princess Leia.

As an added bonus, "Attack of the Show" co-host Sarah Jean Underwood used her whole body to join in on the scrubbing.

While the 2007 Playboy Playmate of the Year doesn't don the metallic bikini, she displays a willingness to get really wet, despite wearing an outfit made from thin white material.

The charity event raised $1,000 dollars for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Check out the intergalactic fun.