Don Antonio Cebolla

On July 9th 1998, in the state of Florida, Don Antonio looked out and saw his adversary...a little round cup buried within Mother Earth herself.

Unlike all of his earlier attempts, this time Antonio's swing was true and he had launched the ball into the air, and down into this little void in the soil. Yes, it was a HOLE IN ONE!!!

That was the first time Don Antonio Cebolla cried in joy. His student and friend, Tiger Woods rushed to his side. It was the final shot in probably the most exciting celebrity tournament in recent memory.

Later that night in South Beach, Don Antonio was greeted by one of the hottest singers in pop music, Christina Aguilera . When Christina was recording, "Por Siempre Tu", Don Antonio was working with the producer and engineer to attain that perfect sound. The song means a lot to both Don Antonio and Christina, so it had to be special.

A few weeks later Don Antonio and Britney were seen and photographed walking arm-in-arm leaving the very hot and exclusive C Bar.

The love struck pair had ordered the jet Beluga with tiny blinis, dashed it with scallions and creme fraiche, and popped them in each others mouths. The luscious, briny-sweet sturgeon eggs weren't the only thing that had the couple swooning, apparently they were on the way to the airport to go to Don Antonio's private resort on the island of Ibiza.

Don Antonio, not known for maintaining long and cumbersome relationships, was recently overheard giving Keven Federline (K-Fed) advice on how to deal with Britney. We say...spank her ass! Don Antonio certainly did.